Good effort. Not quite up to the Master Standard, but really good.

So I went to Florida. About 10 years ago at a football game, Albert was in the stadium’s north end zone. Trying to get the crowd pumped up, he started hopping up and down, and motioned that he was going to stage dive into the crowd.

This is Florida. Gator CPR is a required part of health class curriculum, just like abstinence.

the mock faint felt a little thirsty, but there’s no question that we just enjoyed some top notch gator aid.

Answer depends on whether you ask Alex Jones or Louise Mensch.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

“See You Later, Alligator // Albert XII, 2014-2017"

What’s the concussion protocol in the NCAA?

The fact that the kid starts doing chest compressions is fucking adorable.

“Back and to the left.”

Typically you’re grey on kinja unless someone out of the Greys responds/likes. If they want to silence you there’s an invisible ban where your posts don’t show publicly... so they haven’t done that. I think cursing typically ok unless directed at someone in an abusive manner. Ymmv, I got banned on one blog, no…

They’ve made and sold more Switches than they’ve done with any other console before. They prepared for the biggest launch in Nintendo history, and it sold better than anyone expected. There’s nothing “artificial” about the scarcity. It just turns out a whole lot of people want a Switch—and Nintendo is scrambling to…

That’s not artificial scarcity, that’s just scarcity. Nintendo is pumping out as much as they can and its selling, artificial scarcity is where Nintendo pumps out less then they can making the scarcity an artificial construct. That is not the case here.

LOL

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Love?

I wonder if she called deuce?

The sex participants were making quite a racket.

Three whole minutes, huh.