SI seems worse since the split from CNN. And what's with that "Fansided" shit over there now? Is that some Bleacher Report style nonsense?

Nope. Amazingly, yahoo sports is the most viewed. Who knew?

Which it is................

I like a lot of these but my favorite goes to the Voltron Cat Condo because it is so absurd that no one has thought of selling one yet.

The Volvo one confuses me on a personal as well as a sexual level :\

The Mushi-shi movie you always wanted, Mushi-shi: Perfect Love.

Bub! Keep away from bubbles in the bath! They might capture you, and make you angry!

Uh... they DO have April Fools in Japan. Lots of Japanese companies pull some kind of prank every year.

That said, you’re still right: no way that this story is a joke.

KRAFT: ventriloquist

"Mr. Belichick, what did you know about Mr. Hernandez's activities outside the team?"
"We're on to Robert Durst."
"Did he ever speak to you about Odin Lloyd?"
"We're on to Robert Durst."
"Are you aware of any guns he may have owned?"
"Look, I'm focused on Robert Durst right now. If you have any questions about Robert…

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

Splatoon Amiibo !!!

WWF/E will retroactively correct this to *The Rock, pre-Dwayne Johnson acting career era, would never hit a woman.

"What The Rock and Ronda is cooking." IS? Goddammit The Rock, I expected better from you.

I'm not even a Dragon Ball Z fan, but for some reason I love that Ronda Rousey is.

Remind me: why is hanging in the rim bad? Rim damage? "Baggy shorts" vibe?

"I'LL SHOW HOW REAL THIS BUSINESS IS, GODDAMMIT, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, PAL?! YOU'RE DOING THE STRETCHER JOB FIVE MINUTES INTO THE LADDER MATCH ON SUNDAY! IF I DON'T SEE YOU ON YOUR BACK GETTING WHEELED OUT, I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS!

There's nothing odd about a grown man quietly crying in a bar while looking at his phone, right? Right?

Nevermore.