1. The storyline is pretty nuanced so you'd be better off starting from the beginning to truly appreciate it all.

"...he doesn't stir things up for her [[[sexually]]] like Justin does."

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

who let kotaku vote?

Who says you shouldn't drink and dangle?

Who cares? Dead Kennedys fans eat it on the stage

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

Deadspin commenters are the fucking worst.

Is this a HOT take or a STRONG take?

Because the fan wasn't a fellow athlete/conspiring with a fellow athlete, perhaps?

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

When speaking to the Arkansas Republican-Gazette, his lawyer changed his tune and said, "There's a real problem in this country when a rich man can't shoot his damn gun off into a crowd of parade pinkos, after his daughter has been wronged by some Liberal who thinks sugar is somehow worse than the marihuana they are…

Vince McMahon is sitting in Stamford thinking that this validates his opinions on Roman Reigns.

Someone definitely needs to explain this. I mean, who buys an NFC Championship photo collage?

I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back

That's because it's japanese, Tekken means Iron Fist in Japanese. Ken=Fist.

Oh, if only the NFL had a "Three Strikes" rule. Oh, if only...

"His teammate? I better go to the comments and find out what Lynch is t-HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK!?"

Oh my gosh, imagine how epic that would look if that person happened to be cosplaying as The Doctor at the time.