This is the worst thing I've ever read.

Fuck You.

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

Cat Mario Is Nintendo’s ploy to dominate the internet. Think about it. The internet loves Mario. It also loves cats, especially when they’re doing funny things. So, the feline power-up that Nintendo’s iconic plumber gets in Super Mario 3D World should be prime raw material for GIF creation. And if that doesn’t work,…

This doesn't divide the user basis. That's what Sega did. You need a Sega CD to play Sega CD games. You need a 32X to play 32X games. They essentially had 3 consoles competing against each other. Nintendo is just giving users more options to enjoy the same content.

I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

He's married. Isn't that a Russian prison fantasy in itself?

He'll say sorry, but he's not taking off his glasses.

DEAL WITH IT

It looks like the chances for the US to win are as good as .... GOLD?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I'll see myself to the door.

I don't see the need to try to physically remove them from Donovan's face. If it's against the rules, just let him do it and signal for a yellow card.