Only worry if he watches on mute.

I played minor league baseball for a few years back when god was a corporal and I used to make more money in the offseason but I never bitched about it, it was just part of the deal. It was like life - if you want to make more $$, don’t suck.

Indeed

Hi-Ho fuckery at the very least

Dumpster fires are for amateurs..

Ugly grill on the front, Punisher sticker on the back, douche in the middle.

“A spokesman for the National Republican Congressional Committee also told CNN that it would not endorse Jones”

I thought this was going to be a dog.

I thought this was going to be a dog.

I and 2 brothers fought in this war and 1 of us continues to fight it. I agree with what you’ve said concerning the war but bringing this imbecile into the light is the wrong choice. People this fundamentally stupid and unaware are either straight up trolls or are on burner accounts and will never read nor care about…

With all the mysteries surrounding the Sun, we should send her there next.

My search brought back different results:

It aint easy bein’ green.

Because they’re fucking green

So many good quotes from Uecker, my favorite was when he was asked the best way to catch a knuckleball; “wait until it stops rolling and pick it up”.

So you’re saying she has a chance?

West Virginia? Fat coal asshole? Time to deploy Mr Nutter Butter

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

I think we’ve met these 2 before:

This is an update I’ve been waiting for and I enabled it as soon as she/it asked yesterday - it seems like it only applies to the control of smart home devices.