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Odd parallel - Khrushchev admitted to “doing all he could” to ensure Nixon’s defeat in the 1960 presidential campaign after meeting Nixon in 1959 and coming away impressed with Nixon’s “tough-minded and strong willed” defense of capitalism.

When you’re at a sold out event “headlined” by Sarah Palin, it’s time for some kind of 12 step program, or maybe just an asteroid.

Don’t you think with everything that’s going on the Russians would accuse us of meddling in their election whether we did or not? But they won’t because they know something that never legitimately occurred can be meddled with and if they did the ironic laughter from the west would echo through the Urals.

That’t the exact mantra of every good ol boy coach in college and pro baseball, either that or spit some Levi Garrett on it.

Add water and hair, shake and voila!

If this is my kid, or if I’m a coach that gives half a shit about his future there’s no way his ass get’s off the bench.

Poor Tyler, and he always had a smile on his face in Boston.

Let’s just hope the UK and likely Germany take the lead on this response and keep Feckless Donny & the Incompetents (new band name) in the corner where they belong.

Hey hey hey, throttle back there Sparky, just because we have a bunch of taliban imbeciles in charge right now doesn’t lessen our past contributions to science. Ever heard of the Double Stuff Oreo? How about Goobers? PB AND J in one jar! Suck it!

If you ever watch a match where a team has a big lead (10-5 or something) in the last 2 ends they’ll be dropping bombs and launching rockets to keep the house clear just trying to keep the other team from having a big end.*

Fox Opinion, well played.

By that interpretation if an opposing player had jumped up and swatted the ball back up through the hoop (basketball ring*) it wouldn’t be goaltending. Need to bring in Ted Cruz.

Yeah I assumed this was a feature and not a glitch but it only does it sometimes and it doesn’t say anything about it in the manual.

I would think you’d have some deal with the cops that if they show up and someone is on the sidewalk spitting chiclets you can just say “he said ‘the thing’”. “The thing” is any variation of “do you know who I am?”

When I first start my car and put it in reverse sometimes the volume on the radio goes down.

I don’t think it’s that Trump doesn’t hate McMaster it’s just that he’s always been very deferential to military personnel (especially “his Generals”, please shoot me) because of his spineless, bone spur filled history. As much as he touts his 35 minutes in some military high school as “military service” he knows

No alcohol on US Navy ships unless you’ve been at sea for 90 consec days in which case you get a ‘steel beach’ picnic and everyone get’s 2 beers. The cheat code is to be a pilot and cross deck to a ship starting with “HMS” where they pull the Guinness nightly.