Looks like his helmet should probably have a reservoir tip.

No?

Oh christ they have a fucking “Shefter Cam” in the corner of the screen showing him talking on his phone.

Thanks, you’re about the 50th person who completely misunderstood what I said which obviously means I didn’t say it very well.

When you’re married to a serial killer and your gig is with the FBI BSU, how do you go about your job?

The small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, you’ve done very good work here. Seriously, good stuff.

The men’s part ;)

Anyone picking against the tradition, legacy and intimidation factor of the Las Vegas Silver Nights is on a fool’s errand.

I’m single with 4 kids and we have a Maltese that aside from being a very good doggoe insists on sleeping not just with me but in constant contact with me, I move, she moves, I go to the bathroom, she Meercats.

Flight Attendants god love ‘em are a very necessary FAA requirement on passenger aircraft. The vast majority of them are models of common sense as they have to deal with different flavored assholes all day long but just like any profession you have some idiots who think dragging a passenger or putting a dog in the…

My lessons mostly concerned kinetic energy in the form of moving automobiles, baseball bats and mailboxes. I was a bad youth.

I’m a Marine with a father, 2 brothers and a sister who are former rustpicking squids. I’ve heard a few ‘you’re part of the Navy Dept’ jokes in my time and of course the response is “yeah, the men’s department”. Sexist and stupid but usually shuts them up, even the one brother in special warfare.

20+ years and I’ve never taken the least bit of offense to being part of the Dept of the Navy but when things look bleak I’ve always taken relief from the fact that at least I didn’t join the Army.

Carolla always struck me as a card carrying douche but Kimmel seems genuine.

There’s a provision in the military that you are not only expected but morally responsible to refuse an unlawful order from a superior. There are often conversations especially with regard to rules of engagement briefings as to what exactly constitutes an unlawful order. One of the examples of an unlawful order often…

You missed my point, I agree with everything Jimmy says and love that he says it, my point was people who make $10million a year shouldn’t be bringing up how their (justified) actions hurt them financially.

I think it’s time to put this matter to bed.

I wasn’t going to do it but it was really hard.

That’s what she said???