He often says things that are so fucking galactically stupid that you catch yourself and think maybe he said something genius you just didn’t understand. Then you re-read it and realize once again that he really, genuinely is a class A imbecile.

As is the case with most if not all of Trump’s statements, the Tillerson Truth applies here: “What a fuckin’ moron”.

Does Roth always give off that hostage vibe?

The republican party loves law enforcement so much that they betray the Justice Dept and Intel professionals charged with our security in the name of their party and the coward leading it. They love the military so much that they gut the State Department ensuring more of us will die in the name of their imbecilic…

Anything west of Woostah is basically New York

The republican party and Cadet BoneSpurs have now cemented themselves as the biggest current threats to the security of the United States. Treasonous, selfish, imbecilic fucking cowards.

When I saw this thing in my local dealer and popped the hatch I wondered why all sedans / coop-heys don’t have the same thing - it’s awesome.

Fuckin’ mall ninjas, I didn’t know they made multicam girdles.

It’s the mall ninja’s super bowl too.

This was a really good explanation, I’m going to show it to one of my sons who’s really into gaming but not foosball. I’m also going to show it to my friends Vinny and Sully and time how long before they’re raining blows down on one another.

“Kiss between Tom Brady, 11 year old son raises questions”

New phone, who dis?

So will this chew toy last ESPN until the Super Bowl or will they need to manufacture something else to tide Steven A and the boys over?

Yeah, I saw the headline on ESPN this morning and my first thought was; “oh fuck you silly bitch”, not very articulate but you fucking cleaned it up for me.

Yard could use some landscaping.

Instead of salt on your avocado try soy sauce.

Guests rarely check out of Bates Inns and Motels

He and mother will be opening an Inn.

Wow, anytime someone makes you think Dan Shaughnessy is halfway decent there should be jail time involved.