More religion! Yay!

Jesus, the post-mortem-ing of this movie has just reached ridiculous heights, at this point. We’ve heard so much about what was cut, what went wrong, what the writers ACTUALLY meant, what’s in the books that explains stuff that was unexplained in the film...and now, this. I hope, soon, someone will release a note…

Those darn wyminz! 

you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

Dumbest timeline confirmed.

Man, with all the craziness now going down at Kotaku, I have to wonder how much longer this site has before Spanfeller fully torpedoes it. It’ll definitely hit me more than the demise of the other G/O sites, given that I first started reading The AV Club in freaking print, before it was even online, when that was a…

Holy shit. This is a gut punch. Such a brilliant, innovative, influential musician. What a tragic loss. 

Beyond the Lighted Stage. Great doc. 

I’m glad to see that the new North American trade deal our countries recently signed has led to the US’s exporting of our most abundant resource, overconfident dumbassery.

Almost as good as this classic from last year.

Wow, “Thing May or May Not Happen, We Really Have No New Information.”

I mean, if Hans Zimmer can do it...

Fuck Kanye. You couldn’t have found a better thing to cite for October than a past-his-prime asshole releasing the shoddiest work of his career? The work everyone is doing to continue propping this guy up is really something. 

Oh, fucing why not? Then, we could find out that Finn is also Lando’s long-lost child, and that both Finn and Jannah are actually the product of an affair Lando had with Leia, and that Hux was, all along, Rey’s secret brother, while Poe is her cousin.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE NO MORE RETCONNING OF ANYTHING EVER PLEASE.

To quote a great movie: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I look forward to finding out whose relative that Force-sensitive boy at the end of TLJ is. Maybe Obi-Wan’s granchild? I’m actually surprised that wasn’t addressed in TROS, given how committed it was to walking back everything from the previous film.