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Enrico Pallazzo
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The real marvel has been witnessing the way just about every site in the Giz network has found a way to post this story with different wording, but saying pretty much the exact same thing.  

This would be a fair thing to say, except that the discussion was, in fact, sparked by reviews written by, and interview questions asked by, reporters who had seen the film. 

Hey, asshole, while you’re right about seersucker being a spring and summer fabric, it’s also now widely being explored as fall staple due to warmer weather more often extending all the way into October! You can even pair it with fall staples like wool ties in rich colors and leather Oxfords, you fucking moron!!!

Ah, the ol’ “starting your argument by calling the other person a fucking moron” tactic. I believe it was Plato who popularized that one, yeah?

FANPERSONS: Comic book movies don’t need to be callous, effects-laden spectacles made in a factory to print money for the studios! They can be artistic! They can be dramas, with as much to say about the human condition as any Oscar bait film! They should be considered seriously in the cultural conversation!

....which is why literally no one involved in this particular conversation is doing that.

She wrote a thin, puckered, all-cotton fabric?

As the kids say, this. I’m baffled by how baffled Phoenix and Phillips seem by the idea of it even being a conversation. How detached from reality, and what’s actually going on in the world around you, do you have to be to not either anticipate this being a point that people would bring up, or to process it once it is

No love for Sturgill Simpson? Sound & Fury continues his trend of defying expectations - after establishing this reputation as a country outsider, he goes and makes a psychedelic synth-blues rock record. It’s killer.

At last, our long national nightmare is at an end. 

Ah, anonymity: The true badge of courage of your convictions. 

He’s not wrong about John Wick. Also Deadpool. 

Mom?

“Here is a photo of two related people who look alike.”

I believe the exact quote was:

The problem is that the “court” in which Trump’s statements will have to hold up, in this case, is a Republican-controlled Senate. So, yeah, he will skate. 

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

In all seriousness, I usually don’t eat that pickle at all.

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I see your old-timey dancing set to modern music and I raise you modern dancing set to old-timey music:

Duh - the worst tweet ever is this one: