Wait, the era of mashups is over? Shit.

Yeah, that made me laugh, too. If there’s one nation I think about in association with the term “stability,” it is SO Venezuela.

Fuck this bullshit show.

The obligatory...

Well, there’s always another “Old Town Road” remix. 

Curmudgeon alert: I have to ask, with this and the video of the guy falling in the snow....what even is this site about, any more? Like, I know it’s mostly about entertainment media, but also, here’s a video of a jellyfish and a guy falling? What’s the unifying theme, there?

- The A.V. Club

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

Star for the best line of movie dialogue ever written. 

All I want to know is how metaphysical this thing gets.

I’m right there with you, homie. 

Pitchfork’s “one of America’s greatest living songwriters” line really threw me off their review. I mean, it sounds like it’s a great record, and all (I haven’t listened, yet, so my super-scorching take on it is still TBD), but that’s a pretty bold flex in a world in which Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Paul Simon, Stevie…

K. 

While I appreciate the sentiment, it’s important for me to constantly question and be critical of my own perspective. People who are convinced that everything they think and feel is right all the time weird me out. So, yes, if someone tells me that a point of view I have is in some way harmful, I’m going to turn it…

I mean, I’m not saying I’m going to personally go around sneering down my nose at people, or breaking down their doors to pull them off the couch and onto an elliptical machine. It’s more like...I feel like the idea is out there that even thinking someone should get some exercise once in a while, or personally finding…

I enjoy Spider-Man 2 more than either Tom Holland vehicle, and I like those a bunch, so...yeah. Spider-Man 2 rules. 

At last, Venom (by giving SONY a live action comic book hit of its very own) has defeated Spider-Man (by convincing SONY that it, like, totally knows how to do this Spider-Man thing now, despite all past evidence to the contrary, thus ensuring a return to the kind of crap we were getting before, Spider-Mans 1 and 2…

Needs more Huey.

Would attend. 

I’m looking forward to finding out which quote from this upcoming film will be appropriated by a new generation of right-wing assholes to indicate their awareness of how the world, like, really works, maaaan.