Yeah, came here to say this. This just feels so very tired, to me.

Everybody’s posting the Blade Runner speech, but give me sexy romantic lead Rutger Hauer from Ladyhawke or GTFO.

COWBOY HAT WEARING ASSHOLE IN A CONVERTIBLE: You blind?

That’s pretty much the only way I’ll watch the show. The Boys was a great idea wrapped up in waaaaay too much Ennis bullshit. 

I’m legit bummed to hear that about Captain Kangaroo. 

Thank goodness someone has arrived to tell me why it would be better if I had not had the chance to enjoy a thing I enjoyed!

Well, that’s a philosophical rabbit hole if I’ve ever heard one. 

Unfortunately, I’m figuratively chained to this computer for the next four hours or so, and it’s either pay attention to my job or stand up for the dignity of the competitive freshwater fishing fan. The choice is clear. 

>Its pretty objectively dumb\funny to make
>such an overtly aggressive trailer for a
>fishing game.

Yes, yes, you’re making fun of the trailer. But that’s picking a semantic nit, because what you’re targeting is the way its tone waxes hyperbolic about competitive freshwater fishing, which isn’t something you find exciting enough to merit a tone like that. Saying something like...

“Does this game feature at least 28…

Oh, no argument there. :)

They didn’t review a game. The post was basically “LOOK AT THIS STUPID TRAILER AND ANYONE WHO CARES ABOUT IT IS STUPID.” Why? It’s not even anywhere in the wheelhouse of this site’s general purview. It was basically just to make fun of rubes who care about something that the person writing the article thinks is dumb.…

I mean, look, I don’t really care about fishing...but you sound like an asshole, as does anyone else making fun of this. There are probably people who think dissecting the box office returns of two major studio movies as if their efforts to suck up as much of our money for the corporate machines that produced them as…

Of course I don’t think that; but, I do think they’re particularly emboldened these days, what with their avatar occupying the Oval Office, and all. 

That you are stating something that, while it’s objectively true, doesn’t reflect the attitude of a fairly large percentage of the population...which, of course, is horrifying in its own right, but that’s our reality. 

Hello, are you just waking up from a cryogenic sleep that extended over the past 3 years? If so, boy, do I have some things to fill you in on when it comes to the current political discourse in America. 

Hi, I’m here to explain that those are put into these videos in order to grab people’s attention when the video auto-plays with no sound when it comes up as someone’s scrolling through their social media feed. While I agree it’s annoying when it comes up not in that context, I can’t hate the studios for working with…

Oh, Mr. Rogers, by far. Tom Hanks is great and a national treasure, but Mr. Rogers practically raised a couple generations of us.

What about Jon Watts’ pre-Homecoming work told you he’d direct a good Spider-Man movie? Does Dr. Strange carry any of Scott Derrickson’s pre-MCU DNA?

>Disney can have its bragging rights but it’s a hollow
>victory, imo.