If Jeff and Cyrus aren’t providing the soundtrack for this documentary, I will feel punished for dreaming my dream. 

What’s a soul?

My quitting of football came in stages. I was a really big fan - I support the Jets, and they suck, but I played in high school and for a couple years in college, and really loved all the details of the game. I could watch a random game between two non-contenders on a Sunday afternoon and get something out of it. I…

Conversely, it’s also sometimes fun being someone who’s stone fluent in a language in which I don’t look like the type of person who would understand a damn thing. I’ve overheard some interesting stuff on the subway that I don’t think was meant for my ears. 

Well, here’s what I think!

IMO, it really suffers from being 8 pounds of shit in a 10-pound bag, if you’ll pardon my French. Like most Netflix shows, particularly the comics adaptations, it would have been better served with a shorter episode run that upped the pace. 

Nothing would harsh the Russian Doll experience for me more than trying to continue Nadia and Alan’s stories. It was absolutely perfect the way the show left them. I hope, if they do choose to continue the show, they just do something different, or tangentially related, under the same name, with different characters.…

Boy, am I ready for a new round of angry debate about the Ghostbusters franchise!

This is some old-school, YMCA pickup shit right here. 

Not mentioned: The weird misogyny of this movie. Hugo is a HORRIBLE romantic lead, and there is literally no reason I could see that explains Alita’s emotional attraction to him other than that he gave her some chocolate. He’s a horrible character who does things that actively put Alita in mortal danger, and flat-out…

>having doctors take a journey up your ass is VERY uncomfortable.

Gary Coleman once tried to get me fired from a writing/editing job.

I feel like, for me, there’s the original Star Wars trilogy, and then everything else.

This is the best, and should be the only, Knicks take. 

“You say you hate Belichick, but all he’s really done is play the same aggressively under-engaging character he always has—the next-door neighbor who rarely leaves the house and never says hello when he does...”

An uneven performance of an uneven show. RENT has some really beautiful moments, but almost all the good music is in the first half, and I can’t ever get over it being called a “rock” musical just because it has electric guitars in it, and also how much Roger is a theater kid’s idea of what a downtown rock musician in…

*you’re

I love it! I’m just saying, we could really blow that shit out with modern dance technology.

Scandal - “The Warrior”

Iron Man 3 is in my top 5 favorite Marvel movies ever. I love it so much. I love that it separates Tony from his suit for a big chunk of time and makes him win by other means, and I love everything having to do with the Mandarin and the way it played with audience expectations, unlike, say, Avengers, which basically…