Darkest timeline confirmed.

I played American football through two years of college, and rugby union for 12 years after that. I can tell you that, despite the lack of pads in the latter, the former is much more dangerous. Not having a helmet and hard pads leads to better form tackling, and nobody leads with their head because, you know, you…

The Tom Brady/Beats thing makes total sense - they’re trying to market to white people.

Two-thirds of this movie made me really happy. The last act made me furious.

I have to admit, I’m pretty happy about this. I thought Jurassic World was a really, really, really, really bad film, and my biggest hope for Episode IX was that the guiding hand of Kathleen Kennedy would somehow spin poop into gold. It turns out the guiding hand of Kathleen Kennedy is also good for giving someone the…

FWIW, I’m older than the hills, and the “oldie” thing was said with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

Yeah, wait, have we reached a point at which people aren’t down with Bram Stoker’s Dracula? I know it’s an oldie, and all, but c’mon.

This Internet commenter declared his intention to leave the site. You won’t believe what happens next.

My favorite thing about Fall: Jackets. Fucking jackets, with fucking pockets, where I can put all my stuff, but it’s in easy reaching distance and not jammed and tangled up in my pants pockets. Jackets are the best, and Fall = jackets. Therefore, transitively, Fall is the best.

The easy solution, here, is to do this as a streaming TV miniseries. There’s no box office market for a Crow remake, but it could find a nice little niche as an 8-parter on Netflix, or something, with a lower budget and a lot less pressure.

They sound like North American scum, to me.

Hey, did you see Hulkbuster Iron Man vs. Hulk?

OH GOOD MORE MOVIES IN WHICH CHARACTERS WE LIKE FIGHT EACH OTHER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW OR AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR DEPRESSING AF KTHXBYE

I’ve made playlists from the set lists of a bunch of concerts I attended this summer, so I’ve been spinning back through the best of those - Tool at Governors Ball, My Morning Jacket at Forest Hills Stadium, Tame Impala at Panorama, the Shins at the Prospect Park band shell...man, it’s been a great year for shows.

This is the correct take. You win one Internet.

“All My Friends” was my first, and so will always be my favorite. Then again, at least part of that is tied into the experience of hearing it live. Going insane in a crowd of people during the climax of that tune is about as close as I’ve ever come to pure catharsis.

As an aging indie rocker grappling with my own mortality and irrelevance, I am all in for heartfelt James Murphy doing the same.

You have so much more faith in the system than I do. Mueller could turn up an actual dead body, and Paul Ryan would shrug and say, “Taxes,” while Trump’s supporters will find a way to blame Obama. I mean, the guy has already pretty much been exposed as obstructing justice...and we don’t even talk about it any more.

Ah, yes, another in a long line of nuclear armageddon-themed entertainments that scarred my childhood. My parents had the exact opposite philosophy from the author’s - BOOB ZOMG NO, but, sure, let’s watch the world end and everyone die horribly (yay, Catholicism).

I have to kind of LOL at the legacy account instructions. “Go ahead and register a new Kinja account...and we’ll get back to you.”