No, no, I’m sure Buddha mentioned it, somewhere between the value of the buttlift and buying your four year-old a $100,000 handbag.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird and creepy for someone’s mom to post a video of their daughter going through something difficult? “Views and clout” indeed. 

So then let’s celebrate this win!? The tone here and that I’ve seen elsewhere has been decidedly “meh” on this passing when it seems like there really isn’t much more we could expect at this time. I mean it had a homophobic congresswoman literally crying on the floor of the House, so it’s can’t be all that bad.

“(I will keep workshopping this one.)“

Let’s not overcomplicate this, and simply turn Sam Bankman-Fried into Sam Banking-Fraud so we can continue.

I think it IS time to leave Britney alone. 

I don’t know about Britney but Melania for sure had body doubles, no question.

What I did was wrong,” Finch said. “Not okay. Fucked up. All the words.

I commented a few weeks ago that I think I’ve “aged out” of this site; maybe not, but I’m daaaaamned close.

I hear you, I’m getting real tired of the “OMG I’m old” online discourse. Yes, the movies we liked when we were kids came out decades ago. It’s ok. We don’t need to stay the same age forever.

Imagine having such a sexist view of your very own sex that you think men are only meant to fight and be feared? I would be extra pissed off at this if I were a man.  

“Will you become a man to be feared?”

I would kill to live in a country run by women like these two, who are just like, “fuck your sexist bullshit, I’m here to get shit done.”

Photo caption: The couple, pictured here dressed as Space Opera Aristocrats.

It is not “counts votes at an achingly slow pace” and you know it, so stop helping the Repugs spread this false narrative. Like seriously, have some integrity.

He’s also traumatically rewiring all of our brains by appearing in the Savage Fenty lingerie fashion show next week.

Prince Philip would’ve gotten along great with King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda:

Let’s not plush-shame.  Lord knows I have  far far FAR too many plushes I share my bed with, and one always comes with me on trips.  And WHOMST AMONG US would not have a custom toilet seat if we could.

He’s either not fit to be a king or he’s entirely perfect to be a king. Depending on your view on the Monarchy.

And he will still win because the world is fucking on its ass.

Centrist women don’t give a shit about their own reproductive freedom and whiny bitch ass liberals are complaining that “she’s a cop.”

In Britain, the police would’ve been armed with extending batons, possibly tasers, wearing anti-stab vests and trained in de-escalation and non-lethal takedowns. It’s probably harder than you think to rush police from a distance and inflict a fatal stab wound on the person they’re talking to, when they’re already…