He looks healthy! And he hasn’t always. I’m with you on this.

This is a favorite:

On that Instagram, one of the reposts is a notice from the Antelope Valley Poppy Reserve about a couple who helicoptered in, landed on the flowers, took their photos, then left. I’d love to think that working to get to a site might discourage these entitled fools, but nah. Gotta get the Gram.

That’s....not real, right? That’s a thing you just made for fun? Because WHAT IS THAT.

She also reads the audiobook herself, and it’s great. Highly recommend!

No. In 2012, when the hullabaloo broke, some civil rights group declared that the company had pledged to stop donating, but the company walked that right back with some vaguery, and then everyone forgot about them. They’re still donating to conservative Christian groups.

Yes, this is by far the most logical approach for a big country with substantial air infrastructure and far too many crowded highways.

I’m confused as to how dressing up and getting your photo shot in a “high-class” venue (that’s totally unrelated to your character but has nice books and bottles?) is creating a scene that’s able to do more than just dress up. They are, in fact, just dressing up, and then they’re having a party with their…

Accurate

I’m wondering if many of these parents paid for college entries because they couldn’t bear to spend another day with their doltish children in the house. Anything to send them away once their expensive private school days were finished, perhaps?

I like it!

Are these kids automatically going to be kicked out? If not, no statement of contrition is valid until they pack their ‘Gram-worthy crap, clean up the mountain of empty liquor bottles, and get out.

The Modern Girl’s Guide to Paying Your Way to a Plea Bargain, coming soon to a bookstore near you!

I have a friend in nursing who volunteers for Remote Area Medical, which is both an amazing organization, and a searing indictment of the state of healthcare in the United States. It’s appalling that hundreds, even thousands, of people have to show up to a charity event to get the most basic of healthcare services,…

I’m fine with it.

I know it will never happen, but I would love to see the US adopt campaign rules like they have in other countries, which forbid starting your campaign more than a few months before the actual election. America is a big place, but six months seems like more than enough time to get your message out. This permanent…

This sounds a bit crazy, but...jumping forward with both feet. From a standstill, in a burpee, whatever. Since I was a kid to now, decades later, I still can’t seem to get them off the ground and moving forward together. It’s always just this sad, trippy stumblebum thing.

There’s no doubt that a circus of evil, greedy bastards run this country, but sometimes I think no one has done more in the last decade to undermine America than that guy right up there. I don’t know how we will ever recover from McConnell. I don’t think it’s possible.

Right? It doesn’t matter who you vote for; they’re all the same! At least, according to my Republican family members when they are challenged in any way and desperately want to shut down the conversation before they have to look at themselves and their choices. All the same! Nothing to do with me!

Once is a headline. Twice is, “This is what I eat, so you will, too.”