Oh my god, that’s lovely. Any human should be so lucky to have a Dash.

And this is really great! My favorite thing Cardi has ever done. :D

I rarely watch the videos; it’s all about the sound for me. It’s easy to turn ASMR videos into MP3s, thank goodness.

Wait, why did this take so long to confirm? I’d think the studio would have happily ponied up anything Coogler demanded a year ago. I guess it took a long time for Patty Jenkins to get confirmed for WW2, as well, but, damn, studio heads. Use your, uh, heads!

I feel like we should codify an asterisk after “her loss*” for the rest of time, just to remind ourselves that she lost based on an archaic voting system, and not because fewer people voted for her. Sigh.

Some fun suggestions on that list.

Her Karen Blixen Colonizer cosplay is on point, though, you have to admit.

Her Karen Blixen/Colonizer cosplay is so on point.

In the past year, it seems like Jennifer Garner is blasting on every cylinder. The only drag left is that dumb husband. Get out already, girl, and keep on getting yours. Also, her Instagram is fun.

Oh, shush with your facts! You know Floridians (and Americans) don’t worry their heads with such nonsense.

Pretty easily, I’d think. That’s a lot of horsepower, and the elasticity of the cord ensures it’s not a “hard” hit at the bottom.

Welcome to Florida. I didn’t think it could become more sleazy, but Rick Scott proved me so wrong!

I’m a bit surprised that more ads aren’t appearing to raise awareness of the issue, but maybe they’re holding their precious advertising funds until next month. I hate to say it, but if they focus on showing white ex-cons—especially people who look “respectable” and have jobs and families—they might garner more…

I feel like every one of these headlines should begin with, “In a surprise to no one . . .” because, honestly, is anyone surprised by the supremely shady shit that goes on with these Youtube channels starring young girls?

And it’s tax free!

If the custody percentages change, the payment arrangements can also be shifted as a result if she felt like going to court (and probably paying his expenses yet again). That said, I think we’re talking 6 years or so? I doubt she’d bother given what a blip this is in her income. But she’ll be dancing a helluva jig…

Nope.

Akin to every person in the Trump administration (looking at you, Sarah, Stephen and Kellyann), being a horrible person really does seem to do a number on your appearance.

I really hope things turn around for you. And, yeesh, moms!

Yeah, my super-skinny sister gets compliments, too. It makes her crazy, because she would give anything to be healthy instead of sick all the time.