Soooo...she’s the soundtrack to every indie LGBT movie made in the ‘90s, then?

Hmm. The entire bottom of the pants looks like a Photoshop gone so, so wrong.

The Dowager would be so proud of you right now. And she’d be smirking her ass off at this gauche display.

Judicious use of notes have always been appreciated by our party guests—especially the one on the back of the bathroom door describing the detailed knob-turn-and-push dance required to get out of the bathroom (along with the secret knock pattern to indicate that you could not master the knob dance and need rescuing).

And yet, the dropped determiner seems so perfectly...Eastern European.

Maybe Trump could attend 80% of the funeral and skip the interment as a symbolic gesture to the amount of time McCain supported his policies?

Maybe the disgusting mucilaginous horror that is chia turns her smoothie into something more pudding-like and spoonable? Like all things Kardashian, it’s a mystery.

They even did a story about FGM, for Pete’s sake, and it was much more complex a take than one might have expected.

Awesome (and awful) storyline. I binged during a bout of flu, and watching them back to back really showed how many storylines of racism and classism they hit, along with domestic abuse, birth control, sex work . . . you name it. If it’s a lady issue, Nonnatus House is up in it.

And still failed! There is no such thing as an authentic-looking selfie. It’s always a performance. And while I have no idea who she is, and I think cheating is wrong, if she’s out there performing sadness on Instagram, whatever sympathy I might have had evaporates immediately.

Exactly. You lay down with dogs, lady. Frown all you want, but I won’t be sad for you.

It leaves out the best part, at the end, when she finally lets him hold her hand and he turns and says...something...like he’s praising a dog that shook on command.

Can’t be there, but a lot of Americans are with all of the striking teachers around the country. We support you!

Ugh, that fool. A stale store-brand cheese doodle that’s convinced itself it’s a Cheeto.

Chris and Scott Evans are so adorable together! That’s good...sibling-ing? Is that a thing? That’s a thing.

That’s why she’s perfect. Stealth killer with a side of etiquette lessons!

You and me both.

Oh, I know that area well, also, and you’re dead on. You didn’t sound snarky, and I do thank you for the correction.

Thanks for the correction!

I don’t know about the beginning of time, but it’s certainly alive and well right now. Honestly, when they first showed Ken Burns’ The Civil War (I know, I know, let’s not), it featured a woman who was the daughter of a slave. Sure, she was really old, but...her dad WAS A SLAVE. None of this was a long time ago. It…