And, based on the above, she also won the popular vote.

Huh. I can’t stand Red Velvet because it tastes like red, so I’m assuming the Blue Velvet tastes like blue. But it’s a fun idea (and brilliant name).

We need fortune cakes. Cut into it and find out if you’re going to have a great day or not. But, of course, you are, because cake.

Yes, you’d think these rich squads could add at least one famous photographer to make them look better.

Oh, I know why they’re doing it, but this particular solution seems fairly recent and prevalent. Maybe I just haven’t noticed it until now. There’s something about it that just bugs me.

I don’t care about the people in it, but is anyone else sick of these photos with the blurred repeat-image edges? It’s so annoying! Why is that a thing now?

The drinking... the drinking... I’ve never been so puffy and broke in all my life.

I actually got the photo, which had an arrow pointing to what I assume were genitals (but just looked like a creepy smudge to me). A note would have been perfectly fine. Quite fine.

Ha, that’s great!

See above, family only. When I wrote that I was remembering how thrilled I was to be spared by the blessed “family only” limitation. It’s kind of nice y’all are so brow-furrowed on my behalf. :D

Nah, see above, a family-only affair, so she couldn’t ask any of them to do it. And it’s not the kind of thing you take to the grocery store baker. “Here’s the interior of my womb, complete stranger. Just look for a penis and go from there. Thanks!” :D

See above, it was family-only. Trust me, not at all my scene. If it had been friends, I would have been invited and been beyond miserable, hanging out in the corner sneaking cake to their dog.

Noted above, it was a family-only party and she’s a good friend. I’m the most handy baker in the friend circle (and did, in fact, do some pro baking in the past).

No no, it was a family-only party and she’s a good friend. And, since it was family only, she couldn’t ask any of them to do it, and I’m the most handy baker in the friend circle.

It was family only, and perfectly fine by me. She is a good friend. :D

A coworker of mine wanted to have one and asked me to make the cake. I was so happy it was a girl so I didn’t have to make blue cake. Yuck.

Can anyone calculate the time difference between this tweet and the circulation of the gif showing Agata Kornhauser-Duda’s perfect curve?

“Look at my hotel. It’s the biggest, bestest hotel in town!”

So, is Madonna selling this letter? Where did it come from? I always find the selling of anyone’s correspondence so odd. Where are people getting them if the recipient didn’t give it over? Or did Tupac make a copy with the intention of publishing all of his prison letters someday, in which case, are his letters (or…

Chris needs to step it up!