They’re everywhere, and getting bolder by the day as the media give them a voice for outrage-clicks. We desperately need to starve that beast, but instead keep stuffing it full.

Pretty much standard operating procedure for Marco, I’m sorry to say. Why in the world did my stupid state re-elect that shabby sack of stupid?

There’s another technique where they actually touch your eye with a sensor after putting in a numbing drop. They’re both weird. But, yeah, put up with it, because glaucoma is a complete pain in the ass and sneaky, to boot.

Wow, I’d never considered that comparison, but it’s totally right!

I hope “blocked from selling them” includes “blocked from releasing them at all,” because I could totally see a pig like that releasing them just for the yucks.

Not saying that Mississippi is a terrible choice, but it seems like a great opportunity was missed not opening the first one in Branson, Missouri.

I would like to see compulsory voting, as well. The fact that 50% of the country sat home in November is shameful beyond measure.

I love you all.

I would pay to watch that!

At some point, not long before this when things just started to turn bad, he muttered “oh my god” into an open mic. It was both the only bright spot in an increasingly devastating evening, and the moment I knew it was over.

Speaking as an American, that’s the attitude that gets you a Donald Trump (or a Theresa May) and their cabal of greedy fuckwits running countries into the ground. Believe me, there’s fucked, and then there’s well and truly fucked, and they are sooooo not the same. Please, beg everyone you know not to vote for the…

I think they were hoping to stick him in some remote Scottish country estate that would be difficult for protestors to get to, but I can’t imagine the Yamchurian Candidate’s ego allowing that. Obama was just in Edinburgh, after all, and thousands wanted his autograph (he wasn’t allowed to go out to them, as the…

Going tonight!!! So excited.

I beg you to send this suggestion to them. It’s brilliant.

YES! For those of you following our GBBO podcast, Gin and Cake, I know we just started reviewing Season 2, but we’re figuring out some small weekly things we can do to track this series in “real time,” as well. Stay tuned!

Embrace your GBBO love! It’s one of the few islands of pleasant humanity is an ocean of horrors.

The only thing they drop are the short little vignettes (1-3 minutes) that get inserted into the British version, but if you go the PBS website, you can watch them there.

Aaaaargh! Can’t anyone just be a decent person anymore?

As long as we’re acknowledging that Angela Merkel is indeed the leader of the free world, can we give her kudos for what I think was her own wonderful shadeswipe? A few hours before meeting with the Yamchurian Candidate, she spent her morning having a discussion with . . . Barack Obama. In public, in front of hundreds…

Travel therapy can definitely be the best therapy. You do (and find) you!