I think she mixes up "high fashion" posing for magazines (in which arms pushed forward and really weird angles seem to be a "thing") with red carpet posing. Not the same. She needs to watch more Entertainment Tonight and less America's Next Top Model.

Not sure Mr. Depp has ever looked more creepy old perv with a mail-order bride. Thank goodness he's not bald.

"Tragic clown retirement home party" is all I can think of.

I heard some additional good advice from a menswear fitter recently. Close your eyes and focus on how the clothes feel on you, sitting and standing. Is it pulling weird? Pinching you? Scratchy? You may get stuck in a two-hour meeting or interminable party in that outfit and any weird feeling will be driving you crazy…

Confirmed. I was at Publix late one evening and saw a mountain of fried chicken sitting in the case that was clearly not going to be sold before closing. I was curious if they donated it, and the deli worker said they had tried, but nobody would take it because they're afraid of lawsuits with prepared food. The stores…

That's a morning coat, hippie. A very, very sexy morning coat.

Can't any American (besides this man's wife) dress better than a hobo? Dammit, man, get it together!

Maybe it's a Florida thing?

Certainly in this bit of Florida, that is the gayest of gay cars, for either side. I've been driving one for 10 years and I'm not gay, but everyone assumes that I am. Because GAY.

Exactly. You won't remember the cabbage in the back of the crisper drawer, but you will NEVER forget where you keep your beer. Put it in the drawer!

I've observed similar behavior. The opposite of pro-actively choosing to take a positive/confident/powerful course is not a default negative. It's really more of a neutral state—I'm doing…nothing. A very active person might perceive that as negative, but it isn't necessarily "bad." I have, however, watched many…

I have a tall chair at my standing desk and...it's awful. No support whatsoever, and most of the tall ones out there are the same way (or they're just stools); if you're sitting at a standing desk, you end up with far worse posture than if you had a regular desk and desk chair, unfortunately. I've had my standing…

I replaced my beloved gin & tonics with a zippy greyhound—ice, 1 ounce gin, 2+ ounces grapefruit juice, topped up with as much lime seltzer (or plain seltzer with fresh lime) as you please. Very refreshing for summer and about 100 calories and 6 grams of sugar vs. 1 ounce gin and 6-7 ounces of tonic at 150 calories an…

Great! Now, is there a way to turn off the auto-playing ads on the Gawker sites? Adblock, I guess?

So, was my Fantasy Mind House the only one largely furnished by the Sundance catalog?

And the perfect jeans. Authentic Bootcut, never leave me!

Oh, me too! There's definitely a strong scent of "alpha male and his harem" with these super-fundamentalist men. Should I also mention that the whole family is deeply into Paleo? There is such a fetishization of the he-man in that culture.

This is my sister-in-law's family. Four daughters, all living at home (the oldest is 23), waiting for their father to arrange the perfect Christian marriage or something. They live on a farm in Indiana, so it's not like there are a lot of opportunities to meet people, but they go out of their way to make sure it won't…

And that's how you grow your tax-exempt Megachurch, children!

We were looking to make some GoT costumes last year, only to find out that not only was everything custom-made, but the team also designed the fabrics and had them custom woven! Good luck indeed.