Obviously, she should have spent more time shouting at the senators, and cry-talking about how she liked beers and working out with her friend Squee.  I mean - that’s how you get on the Supreme Court, isn’t it?

Utter bull-crap. Other than the streaking challenge, I have never heard any of these. At least not in the scale that your stupid tik-tok teens are committing to, which is whom lifehacker seems to be pandering to.

i’d take Fargo over Lebowski, but yeah, the Coens are definitely missing, too.

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

Well see what happened is that she shot sex scenes for the show, and she spoke about her experience with it to someone who was writing a book.

Here’s my anecdote. Approaching forty, height 5' 4" weighing about 150lbs I had been overweight since my late teens, and I was sick of it. I don’t exercise much, partly because I don’t find it has any impact on my weight, just makes me muscly which I hate, and mostly because I find it a wretched bore.

January 6 in one line.

You’re asking a bit much from this writer, methinks. I mean, your second paragraph is light years better than anything in the article & that’s without you trying too hard, or say...having writing be your actual job.

Those things don’t bother me. Here’s the reason I don’t go to public pools.

“Ok, I’ll play too” is almost always followed by total bullshit. It’s a phrase universally used by petulant bigots with unfortunate genitalia. 

I think you might be confusing Chun-Li with King from Tekken. Chun-Li was in Soul Calibur.

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.

honey, what do you think “big o” meant? 

honey, what do you think “big o” meant? 

Whew. My knee-jerk reaction to this is so, so torn. I also went to a school for “troubled teens” and I also was woken up in the middle of the night to be transported across the country (first to a wilderness program in Utah, then back across the country -slightly- more willingly to a boarding school). It saved my…

He’s an idiot. I can buy that Trump has some kind of animal cunning that let him tap into the worst parts of American culture and leverage that ignorance to his advantage. But that feels almost coincidental, like he was a symptom of something larger that landed him where he was, and then had the right “skillset”…

Yeah, Melania was usually his walking-aid, especially for ramps and stairs, so when she wasn’t around he had to make do with whoever was beside him.

They got so close.

Grammar is a globalist conspiracy funded by George Soros.

Pretty sure the “Unites States Senate.” is a dog call (or whatever) to his secret Qanon loyalist base to, I dunno, conspire to storm some damn thing like idiots again.