Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

He asked his wife, a doctor, for her medical diagnosis. She suggests that they could have bacterial vaginosis, a yeast infection, or “most probably” trichomonas.

Until they are in your neighborhood, two houses away from you, moving in your direction, torching and looting. Then you’ll dial 911. Oh, and about the redistribution; many small business owners might disagree with you on that, unless you are so flat ass broke, that any person with a dollar bill looks welathy to you.

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

Did you walk Dickety-Two miles to get there? We couldn’t say twenty, of course, because the Kaiser has stolen our word for twenty... I chased that rascal for nigh unta dickety two.....

Am I the only person who hates this genre of reaction video? The fact that these kids keep pausing the damn song they’re supposedly “listening” to spoils the whole thing for me. Like they should listen to the whole song first, and then go back and pause the thing and talk about what they liked and what they didn’t.

50% of white folks??? Did this include those dumb black conservatives? I’m pretty sure they identify themselves as white.

“Ah! You’re getting face all over me! Hot melting face!”

Meh, no shocker. This was apart of the deal when these jokers voted that bastard in to office. This is especially a reminder for those women who had no problem voting for a man who said “grab them by the pussy”. They want to bring ass whippings back too.

I will always star a Venture Bros reference. 

“Some fuckin’ master race!”

If she makes it to trial next summer and we have a new vaccine and a new President, it’ll be almost...quaint...to have something that lascivious and trashy dominating the news cycle instead of the death of democracy and death in general.

Maxwell’s much more thorough, clever, and paranoid than Epstein was. There’s a non-zero chance there are hundreds of safe deposit boxes and caches secreted all over the globe with “in case of my death, open and distribute” instructions attached to them.

Those poor girls. I’m really hoping that the abuse they were subjected to gets completely aired out, and that every one of their abusers gets punished.

Day 0: Make an anti-mask tweet

So let’s have his funeral in 9 days, bury him 9 days after that and then all forget about him 9 days after that.

It ain’t gonna be Warren. When Klobuchar dropped out she endorsed the idea of a black woman for VP. That wasn’t something she’d just say without consulting with Biden’s campaign.

I'm down with it. (If it couldn't be Elizabeth Warren, cuz Duckworth's late surge didn't cut it).

The Southern Poverty Law Center and FBI disagree with your statement. Hate crimes against American Jews has shot up in recent years, while thankfully anti-Muslim hate crimes have gone down.

I admit, I am 100% ignorant about the Black Hebrew Israelite movement. But at first glance it kind of reminds me of white women who find out they’re .7% Cherokee and start collecting Native art, going to powwows and listening to that one new agey Native flute player that has the sound of a stream going by as he plays…