These are the kids that never were told no, shut the fuck up or got the shit beat out of them by an authority figure.

If a Lena Dunham had a baby with Dog the Bounty Hunter and allowed it to be raised by the Beverly Hillbillies

On Sunday, Trump went into his sack full of names and called Obama...wait for it….keep waiting….“grossly incompetent.”

Is it me or do conservatives have a profound lack of creativity. Most of their jokes, dunks, creative-ideas seem to be just hackneyed versions of something that has been done by people they hate.

Yes. Newt Gingrich.

I wonder if he has special plans for his remains. He obviously knows how he is thought of even if he considers himself a hero in his own mind. There must be a pretty strong consideration to not be buried publicly. But he probably wants all the accolades and honors deserving of a patriot statesman. So he probably wants…

As a member of Gen X, I’d just like to say, “Ok. I guess.”

Thad, you know I hate to make this a race thing. I really do!

I call him Tim-Chalms.

He’s tough but fair... and not gay.

I bet that one trick drives doctors crazy.

Throw some in your ski or snowboard bag off-season to reduce rusting on your edges.

Weird. Trumps highest approval rating 46 %(2019-04-30). Obama’s 69%  (2009-01-24).

The same reason an orange sack of shit with a tiny dick is a raging narcissist. Fear and insecurity. That’s all they have.

He does need jelp undersanting something else. I’ll step in...

That’s some master-class loser talk there.

What the fuck is wrong with people? She’s a beautiful little girl. That’s it. That’s what she is. >:(

I’ll defend to the death a woman’s right to make garbage Hollywood franchise films too.

From a “this is Hollywood and let’s cash in perspective” I get it and she has a point.

Wait. You can’t sit in your seat for a few extra minutes because -too much busy-. But you can take the time to respond in painful detail to a series of 40 questions that were mostly rhetorical in purpose.