I want to upvote but there are 420 stars so I’m good.

Operation “Good Spankings”

How about this less nuanced take: What a fucking creeper... regardless of age.

Maybe that’s why dying young seems so sad. They haven’t offloaded all those things that let you prepare for the journey. :(

Nothing to see here. A large minority of us would have giant spider robots if it it made sense for us fiscally.

What exactly is a Bro-Truck? I have a truck with big tires. Am I one?

He-Afroman.

IMO cold whiskey is sub-optimal. For same reason that Coors Light is delicious and refreshing when ice cold... because you can’t really smell or taste it.

Why do you not like splitting players into casual v. hardcore? Yes, having a larger pool of players is a welcome luxury. But with a dedicated hardcore mode we might get a larger percentage of players that will appreciate the more tactical nature of the mode and participate in that spirit. Or, on the other hand, maybe…

And I thought I was done with my chronic masturbation phase. (Try to tell me that Pharrell’s neck doesn’t smell like warm bread.)

Yet I feel like it’s Shaq dunking on Verne Troyer.

Why is a rando commenter on a website who uses all-caps in their username coming up with better ideas than our “best and brightest?”

Trump isn’t necessarily stupid because of a lack of raw intellectual capacity. He’s stupid because he “has” (read: “is”) Narcissistic Personality Disorder which makes him incapable of processing a truthful reality as a whole. It cripples the heights of any theoretical intelligence he might have and, more importantly,…

Bigfoot’s dick.

Are they? I hope so.

My 2001 Toyota Tundra is perfectly kawaii now.

And there are area colleges that are no longer recognizing their diplomas. There are alumni now taking the GED as a backup plan.

It’s the same way some of the more polar elements of the left have co-opted the word “centrist.” They try to convince everyone it means “not standing for anything.”

Give it a few of years until they realize that, in our form of government, they’ll need to compromise to get things done. Then you can start calling them “wishy-washy progressives.”

They need to make a theatre mod that let’s you create your own shows.