Raise your hand if you ever asked your parents for the Oscar Goldman action figure.

People who say “If you don’t blame the Jews you deserve the rope” and “Hitler did nothing wrong” regularly interact with him on Twitter.

Let me get this straight. A person does nothing for black unemployment yet gets credit for it just because he exists. Setting the bar a little low aren’t you?

As a unelected representative for the Gen Xers, could you keep it down? Thanks.

No, no. It’s righteous to base your intent on “offensive” preconceptions like obvious physical complications. But to respectfully verbalize it? You, Carbon-based Lifeform, are a cad. A CAD!!!!

I usually break out the “silence is violence” thing to be droll. But this? Fuck. How can you conclude anything else. Thankfully the likes of Durbin are saying something.

Just finished watching it about a half hour ago. That scene was really well directed (there were others that weren’t). But there was a bro sitting next to me who was murmuring to his girlfriend through the whole movie and he grumbled a wtf during that moment. I had a very brief but very real eugenics moment there.

And never ever use the term “cookie tummy.” I don’t care if you’re referring to Cookie Monster. Tre creepy.

I don’t understand how could anyone take any pleasure in this. Hot mess. Hot mess, indeed.

What does it say about me that my fave is “A550RGY?”

For gym rats or anyone else who take Agmatine Sulfate, it can really lower the dosage required to get high after you have been taking the supplement regularly for a couple of weeks. (It actually has a similar potentating(?) effect on many different drugs) I went from being okay with 30mg of edibles to being WAY to…

How do they rationalize women’s health care programs on Democratic platforms that decrease abortion rates ? There seems to be more (or less) there than straight ahead, “Let’s try to save as many unborn babies as possible.” I mean, they’re not even Catholic.

actual lol

Is there broken glass and fire at the bottom of the cliff? There should be.

Yes please. Despite articles saying iOS upgrades don’t slow down devices, they do. I’ve flattened my phone and ipad a couple of times for fresh iOS installs and have many of the same performance issues I had pre-install.

Using Comic Sans is like starting every tweet with “ZOMG guys!”

Narcissists operate with one foot in reality and another in delusion. They recognize reality and use it against people to further their desires. But at the same time they completely buy into their own lies and bullshit to support their own deluded personal narrative.

I FUCKED A BABOON FOR YOU, FUCKER!

You better put blackberry in there you son of a bitch!

God help you and your family if things don’t go to plan. Because no one else will.