NOPE, local game shop and friend. You're screwed.

ok, only because it's you.

Mario hiding in boxes? Mario disguising himself as a Goomba to sneak by other Goombas?

RIP, Yamauchi-san. Ya done good.

Now please tell me that if they ever do voiceovers, they're going to use neutral, Latinamerican Spanish accent instead of that I want to poke my eardrums with an icepick Spanish from Spain dubbing that everybody else seems to use..

It's so beautiful...

I could not even began here to express my thanks to everyone who has made my life bearable this past 34 years because of video games. I'm that kid you always heard about, that did all the right things: studied not very hard because classes were usually easy for me, made it to and trough college because his parents…

"This isn't even my final form!"

I don't own a WiiU, but I really think the guy from the directs is a badass. He has to run Nintendo, and yet he puts energy into speaking English, a language clearly not he native tongue, basically paying incredible respect to foreign consumers and at the same time showing he's a general badass. People have to…

Please announce Waluigi!

A memorable theme that both respects and highlights the best of both characters, taking their respective musical styles and placing them in an arrangement of amazing power. Really, my most memorable track to date.