Mortal Kombat had people being turned into babies, animals, a robot with dreadlocks and tattoos, people turning into Dragons, a literal walking piece of meat, a guy who’s signature attack in a dick punch and Stryker... And Freddy was the thing that went too far?

It’s the new Bat Nipples and will never not be funny.

I like that their appearance seems to be based more off of the original live action movies than the more recent ones.

That first picture is giving me flashbacks:

Team Yiga is blasting off again!

She was “a teen,” but she was not a minor. This article is being a bit sneaky with the vocabulary - they want us to think that age is an issue, but legally, it’s not. It reads a bit disingenuous to me.

I disagree with that statement. Saying this is basically saying : “Well, it’s like this and can’t change anything about it”. When it should be “Fuck these guys, let’s cheer for Barrios to shut them up”. Doing nothing just makes them even stronger.

Nobody deserved to be treated like shit unless you’re currently employed by the White House.

i don’t know anything about this game, community, or player, but reading this makes me want to attend every tournament near me to cheer for this guy. fucking loud.

It shouldn’t have to be said - Barrios doesn’t deserve to be treated like shit for playing well.

Well, no one buys an XB1 for Japanese games, unless they’re completely uninformed, so this isn’t really a big deal. You want Japanese titles, especially niche ones, you get a PS4, with the Switch getting a good number of them too. You want big hairy men with guns, get an XB1.

I’m pretty sure this won’r even come close to what Yoko Taro would do if he had the chance to make a porno.

THIS^

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.

If true, this would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has done in about 15 years.

Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

A person who excercised common sense and rational thinking saved humanity. Build this guy a fucking statue.

Fuck the platypus. If anything, that’s proof that god doesn’t exist, or at least has a bizarre twisted sense of humour. Back on topic, that’s what we might call the exception that proves the rule.

Don’t forget that he’s literally a pig and can be outsmarted by a teenage mute boy.