Time of death: 3:01 p.m. EDT.
Enoch
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If you want to make a game in 2017 it better be either
A. A card game
B. Team based shooter with MOBA elements
C. A Souls clone
This is getting old.
All my Snorlax does is drop food for my Magikarp every 50 minutes. Which is enough. I may not be a Pokémon trainer anymore, but I’ll be damned if I don’t make this Magikarp jump 170m into the air.
Because you asked.
The pun practically made itself!
The article has polls rating the veins on a ceramic cows udders and rainbow colored dildos, and you’re upset that their Game of Show poll wasn’t more respectful of the games line up?
Aren’t you a cute Nintendo hater? Who is a Nintendo hater? You, you are a Nintendo hater, an adorable Nintendo hater (>u<)
This is the greatest. Best e3 in years for Nintendo. I really can’t believe they announced two Metroids in one show.
I’ll just play Mario during AC loading screens!
MARIO CAN PLAY IN A MARIACHI BAND
October 27th. Yep. Yep, that’s my wallet loosening. There goes my money. Well played, Ninty.
LOL what the fuck is this game?!
This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.
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I have two kids. I love my kids.