There was a time in my life that anal could be very hot - super primal. But I feel too old for that shit now. I'm 27.

@BiscuitDoughJones:

Utah didn't do much for her fashion sense. Nothing looks flattering since she's been out.

This is really weird.

My boyfriend is very attractive, but I can see this happening to him. Even without an eyelift. Awww, I still love him - it's cute on him, I swear.

I love Ryan, but in this shot he reminds me of JustinBobby. Not good.

Bring Diane Keaton back!

That SUV has got to be a hybrid.

How does she manage to look less pregnant now than she did three months ago?

I so remember this ad. I remember asking my Mom if she douches, having no clue what it meant. I still don't really know how it works, actually. Awesome.