No one on the planet is as easily offended as Trump voters, the world’s biggest snowflakes.

No one likes your comment. Sad!

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

Wait, Jeremy Jacobs is being a stingy asshole? Say it ain’t so!

I found it oddly satisfying. Like this video:

Man, Ken Rosenthal really needs a publishing platform ...

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

Jason Whitlock is stupid. Why do white people listen to him?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I thought “Fuck” was just his title: “Mr. Larry Bird”, “Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson”, “Sir Edmund Hillary”, and, “Fuck LaVar Ball”

$10,000?! Reminds me of a Shaq moment:

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

“If you turn WFAN on in the morning”