Cory Booker wants to take it easy on Jared Kushner....since it has been revealed that Kushner has made SIZABLE contributions to Cory Booker.

I actually ordered pancakes with ricotta cheese yesterday ON PURPOSE and they were incredibly delicious.

Went to a Jesuit University. I produced a production of the Vagina Monologues and the local archdiocese had a fit. Our mega chill Jesuit president was like “This play is great. Go ahead. IDGAF.” The Jesuits are truly the only tolerable part of the Catholic church, because they prioritize social justice, academic…

The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned.

I’m the “fun uncle” (gay, childless, endless patience with the young’ins) in my family, and we have big, sprawling family reunions every summer.

And while you’re at it Millennial women, stop eating lunch at your desk and use your lunch hour! Nobody notices that you don’t take yours because they’re all out to lunch. You will NOT get brownie points or promoted for working your ass off through lunch. Trust me, I learned the hard way.

I’M TAKING A VACATION DAY TOMORROW.

i switched out my playlists and now i’m on 1990-2000s music which has been so rejuvenating its ridiculous. ruff ryders, busta rhymes, outkast, lucy pearl, lil kim i know i sound old saying this but we had it good then

I’m with Grande on this one. No words, no gifs. This was a terrible tragedy.

I don’t know, some people watching this interview might see kooky. I just see medicated.

This aligns with my thoughts on how progressives should resettle in red states until we can get rid of the electoral college. SOMEONE should do that. I’m sure as fuck not going to, but SOMEONE should.

Especially since T Swift herself could have given Hillary a nice boost, had she chosen to. Instead she’ll use feminism when it helps her and forget about it when it could actually make a difference.

You all can talk to these people. I don’t have the patience and will probably call them idiots or punch them and that gets us exactly nowhere.

It seems like people kinda like the song, but I think it’s terrible. Like it’s so bad. It’s not even the actual beat or melody, but the lyrics are just so basic. A 12 year old could have wrote it.

I’m a good tipper because I used to do hair, and waitstaff and bartenders were always the best tippers, plus they were also fun and chill. They are good peeps.

This bit of blind gossip is high-larious:

She’s the reason I haven’t watched Feud yet. Her face annoys me because she has yet to stop being pompous and idiotic about politics in a public forum.

Susan Sarandon did a great job as Bette Davis in Feud. But she should shut the fuck up on politics. And there’s no better liberal equivalent of “Trumpian” than someone who’d support vaccines-cause-autism and wifi-makes-children-sick Green Party candidate Jill Stein in the same ‘burn down the system’ desperation that…

Nope - most of us hate change. But I had such hope they’d switched it back when it was right justified at home.

He gets Jon Malkoviched. He is forced to watch from inside his mind as people take over his body. Spend/give away all his money, appoints Obama to the Supreme Court, enacts all sorts of socialist legislation, has A LOT of gay sex.