I accept, but only if we can have nachos at our wedding instead of cake. And a dinosaur for a ring bearer.

I’m a Democrat and I like to play dirty!

I’ve said this through the entire election. Democrats/liberals insist on fighting by Marquis of Queensbury rules against an opponent who is eye gouging, kicking us in the nuts, and using brass knux. I don’t care if she’d have been called a “bitch” for it, Hillary should have demolished him in the debates the first…

I add to this (dead to me) list; the people throughout and after the primaries that talked shit and hate-voted Hillary. And then, had the subsequent hangover of November 9.

God this is all so absurd

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

I had never cared about Dirt Bag before Lindy, and I haven’t cared about it since. But there were a few years when I couldn’t get enough of it.

She was one of the best dirtbag writers Jezebel will ever have had. Like laugh out loud funny! What she does on twitter is invaluable.

Yaaaay, Lindy! Get ‘em, girl!

BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

I JUST FINISHED IT I’M DYIINNNNGGGGGGG.

Her snaps with Luna make my day! What a little chubster! She’s adorable.

Guys come on.

“or play around with a protest vote”

I’M WITH HER!!

I was excited the instant Hillary announced. I lived in NY when she was Senator and she did a great job-she will do a great job as President. Her record as a Senator was demonstrably to the left of Obama-I don’t understand why people are so worried about her.

Plenty of people are excited.

Thanks to all Jezebel journalists for your incredible coverage of this election. Only Guardian UK came close (second) as my news source. It was truly eye-opening to see the raw hate, misogyny and discrimination in our country exposed. I will also say the kindness of the commenters here gave me great hope. Thx ❤️

Did the world burn when Obama was President? ....No? Then we’ll be just fine with Clinton.

Champ, if you want to do the discourse you gotta understand the argument is public and bigger than whatever your last statement was. The issue of HRC’s “hawkishness” has always been part of this idea that while Trump may be an idiot, Sshe is actually DANGEROUS because she really wants to burn the world with nuclear…