@RiseOrDie: it worked for cigarettes and cigarette companies

I love the avocation of piracy here :D

this is what made me play super metroid, not that I wasn't going to

I can't help but laugh at kid samus in the beginning

@sambone: I don't get it

am I the only one on gizmodo that actually doesn't mind 3d glasses and likes the effect (so long as it isn't all "whoa [instert object here] is coming right at me")

@Kakkoii: RACIST! I take offense to that comment you just made.

dawwwww

still needs a second analog stick

...or are you just happy to see me

brb, astronaut training

I hope I can move facial features around like mii's

@UCHU: oooooooohhh

SOL?

it looks too smooth to be a nes/master system-y game

@SilentAssassn87: lol, I meant the mom. maybe bastard was too masculine, sick bitch then. The baby must be literally ill after smoking.

@GitEmSteveDave: learn something new every day

@Mike Worldcrusher: well that explains it

@GitEmSteveDave: a what?

is that a shuriken