The Red Album wasn't all that bad. I mean, okay, the first half was shit, but the last couple songs ("Though I Knew", "Cold Dark World", "Automatic" and especially "The Angel and the One") are all really good songs.

It's times like this I remember that AV Club is an offshoot of The Onion. And then I realize they're being serious.

"What Do You Want From Me" and "The City" would be good choices too.

Modern English - "I Melt With You"

Muse - "Supermassive Black Hole"

DaVinci's Notebook, "I Take A Look At My Enormous Penis"

I think "See No Evil" or "Venus" would be a better fit.

Usher - "Yeah"

Against Me! - "Thrash Unreal"

The Bouncing Souls - "Lean on Sheena"

Eels - "Last Stop: This Town"

Bob Seger - "Night Moves"

The Killers - "A Dustland Fairytale"

Soundgarden - "Rusty Cage"

Warren Zevon - "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Stevie Wonder - "Golden Lady"

Steve Winwood - "Higher Love"

Black Sabbath - "War Pigs"

The Zombies - "Time of the Season"

Liz Phair - "Fuck and Run"