... because the damn 8-Bit sprite would look even more out of place than Mr. Game-n-Watch

THIS COMING FROM MICRO$OFT?!?!?

Look, if they want to skip it because of the name... fine... tell them to book their seats to E3 in advance... wait, they can't do that anymore... damn.

*SQUEAL!!!*

"In other words, don't expect something like Metal Gear Solid 4 to happen ever again. Ever."

Well, what did you expect a fucking drunk to say? he even admitted it!

Then why not actually put some effort into being different? Hell, look what they did with the X series!

I'd rant about this, ranking it right up there with the half assery that is a $10 8-BIT Mega Man game... but it's only a dollar... nevermind you have to buy a $300+ PHONE TO PLAY IT!!!!

@Bauske:

"They hired in-home tutors to continue his education there, at least,"

@Greencacktus:

Those are mine... left them there for safe keeping. Just ship them to my new address.

Soooo... lemme get this straight... you walk into a store... instead of calling the police... then proceed to steal a PS3... Instead of calling the police... claiming that you need it as ransom to save your family... THEN YOU TELL THE STORE CLERK TO CALL THE POLICE?!?!?

EA: Come to the dark side... we have cookies...

@cxplorer:

When the developers get behind Nintendo with something besides HALF ASSED SHOVELWARE, Then maybe you guys will have something to bitch about, but until then... SHUT THE HELL UP.

See , now I feel bad for buying this game... now everyone's gonna know I'm a pervert...

Then I got a super idea for them... STOP SNATCHING UP EXCLUSIVE FRANCHISE RIGHTS, AND GET BACK TO MAKING GREAT GAMES!!!

Wax on... wax off...

"And not because Shigeru likes to overshare about latent pyromania, internet porn, or armpit farting the William Tell overture. It's because if he did, the industry would collectively say, "A-ha! We now know what Nintendo is making next!" and rush to squat on that IP first."