You fucking idiot, she has two parents, like most humans, one of which is of Thai ancestry, and the other of which is of American ancestry.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”

Ms. McKinnon makes me question many, many things about myself...

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

I believe he’s suggesting that bullshit gender roles and “he can’t help himself” do as much harm to men as they do to women. Suggesting that boys and men think about sex all the time is demeaning to them—it’s only three-quarters of the time (j/k).

Tampered voting just doesn’t exist anywhere near the scale that the restrict-the-opposition-vote Repubs claim. But when you have Trump-grovelling-minion Ghouliani keep claiming such bullshit long enough, I’m sure there’ll be dumbasses eating said shit.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Glad to see him dismissing any lingering health concerns about Hillary.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Are there really white supremacists that don’t already wholeheartedly support Dusty Cheetos?

—This is pretty standard locker room talk.—

There really are men out there who not only don’t do this kind of thing, but honestly can not believe other men do and do not just sit there. They may be few but they do exist.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Exactly. Diets that work are permanent changes to improve your eating habits. Absent some specific medical issue this really doesn’t require removing anything from your diet completely.

This is an extreme version of something I see among a lot of the women I know, where they force their food hang ups onto their kids. Usually it’s just like, being gluten free when there is no indication for it. Or putting kids on whole 30. I think this sort of orothexia by proxy is more widespread than people think.…

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

she’s also not rail thin. that’s a list of things she isn’t.

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.