I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Two things that need to branded into the souls of every human being before they’re allowed out on their own.

“Dip” to me implies cheese or sour cream (optionally + flavorings, in either).

Exactly how many Texans over the age of 200 are there?

Maybe men should get better at that.

You expect people to read here?

Richard Dawkins has done a great job of proving that just because you don’t believe in a deity doesn’t mean you can’t be an obnoxious bigoted asshole.

So basically Obama just came out against trigger warnings.

Yeah, that’s rape.

Must agree, though there are some organizations that are trying to help. Some universities are offering free education, even teaching in English. Other (in Brno, Olomouc) are offering some other forms of help, but there is no interest. I do believe that it is partially because the not-so-welcoming attitude, though big…

I do think people have a hard time understanding civil disobedience. MLK and Thoreau disobeyed laws they thought were unjust, but they willingly went to jail, because they were confident that the law was wrong and would be changed.

You have M Night Shyamalan make a movie with that title.

She’s not a “thing”. She’s a person. Haha. And she also did The Princess Diaries. And Brokeback Mountain. And Les Mieserables. Okay, I don’t know if you were joking or not. But I like Anne. She can be a little too much and annoying, but I still like her.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Because being a woman or LGBT is something you ARE