Oh my God. I want them all.

Bats are sky cats. Cats are land bats. All is well.

If for any reason I had cause to create an endemic of absolute chaos and mischief in the world, I would employ baby goats.

So part of me is wondering why the goats are wearing pajamas, but then another part of me goes ‘Who cares why? IT’S BABY GOATS IN JAM-JAMS!’

I’m high. And my report back is this:

Penguins in jumpers say: “get on our level”

Get them! And I mean pet them.

How is this possible, or legal, to have this much cuteness in the world!!!!!!!!? I LOVE baby goats more than anything but now that I have seen baby goats in strawberry jam jams this must be my new favorite thing.

two of my friends went to a baby goat event called “Goatchella”

I’ve been watching this multiple times per day for 3 days now. And I’ve made a decision. STICKASIGNINTHEYARDCALLAMOVINGTRUCKIAMMOVINGTOAFARM!

This farm is about 30 minutes from my house. I want to go steal them pet them.

I made a decision way back that I didn’t want kids. But this is making me think.

And skeevy. Don’t forget skeevy. I was engaged to one, at one point. Before I found out he was barebacking groupies when he was on tour. I think Hannibal Burress is the only decent one. That I know of.

My first day working at Best Week Ever I heard some stuff about him. :-/

but Louis CK is too precious?

I know. I really, really don’t want it to be true. He always seem like such a self-aware dude who respects women. But, as I always say, people thought Ted Bundy was a standup dude before he got caught too so you never know. (And no, I’m not saying the heinous acts of Ted Bundy are on the same level as the Louis CK…

I love that this is a dirt bag full of gross people being called out for their bullshit. I really hope Kirkman doesn’t face the kind of backlash she fears. And I really, really hope that it was March herself who arranged the banner. She’s such a badass and a strong proponent of reproductive rights.

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

So why isn’t somebody with more juice than Louis CK coming out about this? If it’s that well known, Seinfeld, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, etc. could do something about it.

That cheater banner is like what most every person whose ever been cheated on WANTS to do but so few have the budget. Well-played.