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Yes, I feel really bad for every rich celebrity in that video. 

Carrie Mattheson KILLS AMERICANS. This woman is driven in the worst possible ways. OMG, she is so ripe for asset recruitment and a sex addict. Why do we keep rooting for this character?! (guilty)

Caleb is high as fuck... so why are we accepting him as a reliable narrator?! 

... Hell in a Handbasket. 

Ok, this response was actually very helpful. I get it now. 

Why did Forest and Katie HIRE Sergei if they saw ALL OF THIS UNFOLD?! It seems to me that they are so stuck in the belief that they aren’t in control of even their own actions that life is just a complete “fuck it” universe of robot-ism. If they had any conscience at all, they could have used their self will to do

4 British/Irish actors I like AND Bennie?  And Rock n Roll?!  I fail to see any downside here. Count me in, lads! (... was the “lads” too much?)

Nice job, Baranski!

I guess I’m just no sophisticated enough to know most of these films. So it all seems pretentious from my perch. But I do see everything contemporary. Somebody made a Fast and Furious joke. Yes, those. But also Parasite. Also Jo Jo Rabbit. Also British stuff. etc. 

But that is metaphysically impossible (just go with me). 

You waaaaaaay have the wrong guy. But a lot of this is obscure is all I’m saying. I’m not saying the list isn’t creative. Just seems overly intellectual. 

Yaaaaay!!!! It was very Jason Segel to have Peter find his way to Simone in the most embarrassing, totally over his head followed by a musical number way possible.

At least you get to WORK!!  

Ok, it’s not called PST — the fictional “Pacific Standard Time.”

I liked Operation Finale... I didn’t realize it was poorly regarded. 

Natalie Wood in her prime is my all time #1 crush.

I love it. Not the update -- which is of course terrifying -- but the Trump bashing. The man is pure evil. He probably knows he’s going to Hell and doesn’t give a shit because he only exists on rage and contempt. 

Wow. I love these 2 but man, pretentious city!  Am I trying to have an enjoyable 24 hour marathon or graduate film school with a PhD?!  

Why did the episode NEVER return to Stewart and Lyndon?!?!  That seems like a wasted opportunity. 

Diane Lane as Cherry .... damn.