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This is great news, but for the love of all that is holy -- GET RID OF THE STUPID CARTOONS!!  What were they thinking adding that crap this season?  It aint cute, and I don’t need a condescending lesson in what an NDA is. 

Is self control dead?  Out of fashion in some way?  If you have to be up early the next morning, how about you NOT DRINK or drink very little the night before. Jesus Christ. Get to a meeting, buddy. 

We got a 2nd TV and I think it’s saved my marriage. At about 9:00PM every night, once my wife and I are done watching things we both like together, she disappears upstairs and I never have to watch Hallmark ever again!

As the rare Southampton fan out there, please allow me to say we would much rather have more wins than hold records like this. Jesus, 2 or 3 years ago, we were finishing in the top 6 or 7 and were in the Europa League. The game isn’t over yet as I write this, by the way... and we’re currently still only up 1-0.

This guy is so overrated it’s ridiculous. I’m SO glad he didn’t end up in L.A. and screw up our great locker room chemistry. He’s essentially nothing more than a brand.

Actually, I’m feeling weird physically... because I actually completely agree with her... Meghan McCain. Wow. I never thought I would type those words. 

Seth’s ass-hatery aside ...Unless you’re Jay Inslee and have a tie-in... who announces on Earth Day and tries to compete with the Earth Day news cycle?

Who will stand with me and vote for an ending that leaves Westeros with a little democracy?!  Can I get a little shout out for the peoples!?  

But what about Hawkeye and the “chicken?”

Spider Man: Far From Home is the one thing that gives me hope Tony survives Endgame. He is, after all, the closest thing to a mentor Peter has, and despite his love for Pepper, there is some definitely enjoyable flirt-heat between Tony and Aunt Mae that I’m sure the filmmakers want to keep going. No?

As I read the headline, I literally thought to myself, “this list will be illegitimate if they don’t put “Cap 2" in the top 3. You’re choice to make it #1 is right on the money. It was so important to not only bring Hydra out of hiding — and change Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in huge ways — putting a number of other

I freaking love Elizabeth Warren. Take ‘em down, Liz!!

Duncan Hunter is probably illiterate he’s so stupid. 

We need “hatchet control!” (my little take on WW’s “Axe Control”)

Huh? I think you’re trapped in some weird fever dream.

She isn’t anything close to Hillary Clinton, and I just don’t get those unfair comparisons (just look at their approaches to Wall St. alone!). HRC may have had details, but they were largely only slightly left-leaning. Warren’s are going straight to the heart of the wealthiest of the wealthy, and would, if enacted,

It’s ok when Trump swears, kids... because he’s the most “Godly” president. And speaking of, what an appropriate Tweet for Passover / Easter Weekend.

I’m honestly not sure what’s more fun. Watching GOT, or watching Leslie Jones watch GOT. 

My favorite thing about Chris Hemsworth (currently #2 on my current “Chris Rankings,” [behind Pine]) is that he really lives a life of gratitude. He doesn’t give too much of a fuck, doesn’t care how famous he is or isn’t. Seems to like hanging with his castmates, and they him. He’s married to smoking hot Elsa Pataky...

No odds on Dany becoming the Night QUEEN?