This almost makes up for “Marconi played the mamba.” Almost.

Thanks Norm.

Five For Fighting just got a bigger ovation than 3 Doors Down did playing an inauguration.

“his” or “His”?

Fuck that. There’s a reason Chipotle and Qdoba charge extra for guac and just slop salsa on like it’s ketchup.

Obligatory reminder that HC won the popular vote by approx 3,000,000 humans.

Hillary says fuck you.

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

4.

Yep.

Guarantee he voted for Trump.

that last video will be every trump voter in 2017: white, facial-haired, flabby body, staring despondently at the country they ruined out of irrational anger...too dumb to process what they just did.

Another case of sloppy Deadpsin journalism. This is obviously the reaction to Brown vs. Board of Education.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

Pfft. What they *should* have done is have everyone live, and then go back and digitally put them into Episodes IV-VI.

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.