Why?  Why do you know so much about these two horrible cars?

Not a prob. Just take the Gremlim and rear end the Pinto.

If a stripper has a wardrobe malfunction, its part of the show. 

Welp, looks like my work here is done. 

Harlequin wrap.

We aren’t going to miss you, asshole.

If you want to make Turner cry, show her the reviews of Dark Phoenix.

Jesus take  Tweel

It shouldn't take 15 minutes to get someone off from oral sex

We can do two things.

How about we put people in charge of the VA that aren’t cretins?

And fund the VA. 

Seems like the best way to support our troops is to vote against these imperialist warmongers.

It snow wonder the roof is crushed.

I’ll see you your Speedster and raise you my Spitfire.

You are going to lick that pen in front of the barbarian who thinks it’s OK to borrow your favorite pen. Then watch them back away slowly and find something else to write with.

It looks like they finished it but then decided they wanted to go higher, so they added a second grille and second set of head lights. 

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.