Apparently you never learned about the Trail of Tears.

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

Almost all Confederate soldiers and sailors were pardoned after the Civil War. Some, like Lee, had to ask for it. In Lee’s case, it was granted. He then went on to support Reconstruction and trying to assist President Johnson in reconciling the South & the North. As President of Washington & Lee University, he strove…

The only 3 phrases that should ever come out of your mouth when interacting with an officer:

The story of tea begins in China...

I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for the Model ARRR to get that feature.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

In other news: sky is blue, water is wet.

I want to kick the guy who said he brought this on himself right in the dick then tell him its his fault his dick got in the way of my foot.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader. But they’re so small they’re evading our turbo-lasers!”

“tiny and cute” and “heavy”?

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

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What you can’t see in the video was the walkway above the track filled with pedestrians.

True otherwise we’d be concerned about GDI engines’ particulate emissions which are significantly higher than modern diesel engines with particulate filters. I don’t particularly like fine particulates embedded in my lungs but they are legal and not news worthy.

It has a 5.9L diesel engine in front, I doubt you need a wheelie bar for that.