Agreement on all of this. Some sort of leadership type figure.

How about the reviewer saying that Jason Voorhees had no known motive? Jason killed anyone at Crystal Lake because he saw his mother get decapitated. He did not kill before that. And the sequel, IIRC, literally begins with a shot of an altar devoted to his mother’s decapitated head. So it’s not exactly subtle. He’s…

Oh, I’m not saying Elliot Stabler was the best man on TV. I’m saying that I want to fuck Christopher Meloni.

Holy shit, Cartman had a Clyde Frog doll on South Park, I thought it was just some generic made up thing.

I imagine when Mississippi public TV officials in 1970 saw Sesame Street, this is how they reacted:

I will go to bat for Uncle Phil being the best TV dad. Period. The man fought for his family, his kids and his nephew. Sure, he was written as a caricature for laughs sometimes, but Uncle Phil proved time and time again he would do anything for his family.

Phil Dunphy.

GOAT

Uncle Phil and Dan Conner

I really hope it’s not. Not that I didn’t enjoy the comics, but I hope they dont StarWars avatar. This world is built to create new stories.

The only way I’ve been able to recreate the experience of watching The Return is... re-watching The Return. What a special, special season of television.

Man did those albums sound good late at night with someone special. Or with nothing but memories of that someone special. Pure fucking magic. Even tho she was upset her performance was truncated on the episode (and available in full on the set,) it was great to have her back for The Return. Speaking of pure fucking…

And by ‘the legend himself’, I assume you mean Ignatiy Vishnevetsky?

Maybe it’s cheating because they’re playing the same characters in a lot of cases but X-Men: Days of Future Past did it pretty well.

Dowd is the best.

to be fair, the one who came up with that was Michael Crichton.

There are a lot of amazing burns in this review, but:

“Consequently, long-abused fans of the franchise are treated to a meandering retread of the earlier installments’ greatest hits, along with a handful of Spielberg homages peppered in as a vivid reminder of exactly who Trevorrow isn’t as a filmmaker.”

I instinctively…

And how!

At least Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal had class