DC tried and went back on that real quick

It’s nuts that that in response to Rogan’s Covid disinformation campaign, they are cracking down on his racism from years ago.

Its all PR. They have to appear to be doing *something*. Even if what they do doesn’t actually accomplish anything.

Who the fuck is Spotify trying to appease with this move? Rogan’s casual racism was well known long before they signed a contract with him. This has nothing to do with Rogan’s COVID-19 disinformation campaign.

We’re always told to shoot for the Moon. But what happens when the Moon
[DUN-DUN]
shoots
[DUN-DUN]
for US?

Anyway, this sounds a lot less fun than an adaptation of Neal Stephenson’s batshit scifi novel Seveneves, which has the all-time classic opening line hook: ‘The moon blew up suddenly and without warning.’

And that’s a key to the Jackass formula: We laugh because Knoxville laughs. It’s our permission to enjoy the violence.

The way he falls back! Straight cartoon shit. And yeah, Knoxville could not be happier and why shouldn’t he be.

He always struck me as a ARENT I COOL giant asshole.  None of the other guys had that energy.

I love that they gave Ehren a tray of soup to carry for the cherry on top.

Bam always sucked. While the others were gleeful, he was mean spirited. While the others took their lumps with a laugh, he was always petulant.

I don’t know about piece of shit territory, but he has a vibe of “dishing it out but not able to take it” that is at odds with everyone else. 

I always though he came off the most like a dickbag. By FAR.  I appreciated him most whenever he got tortured.  Like the snake pit.

Meanwhile, to Bam Margera’s chagrin, no one noticed he wasn’t there. 

smiling and laughing just reading the review. truly can’t believe i’m turning 38 and celebrating by seeing a new jackass movie with my friends. life is long and weird.

Can we talk about how Steve-O is 47 years old and looks amazing considering everything he’s been through?

So what you are saying is, you’ve got a dog in this fight?

Snoop Dogg said he’s honored to co-host “the only sporting event on the planet guaranteed to raise the ‘woof.’”

This looks like a pretty decent Black Mirror episode.

For y’all who still wanna stroke it to candy mascots:

First Lola Bunny, now this. It’s getting so’s a guy can’t masturbate to corporate cartoon characters anymore.