That doesn’t really solve the problem of kids having fake IDs or misrepresenting themselves on the internet, as both instances happen all the time. However, if it seems too close to call he could just avoided the trouble by going home and jerking off and that would have very easily solved this problem. Unless he was…

I agree with you, there’s a fine line between something that’s fine and understandable (I’m that guy from that show, let’s get it on and also send me pics plz) and using the internet to groom/manipulate people who are too young to know better (which is something that’s not fine or understandable). Like, if you can’t…

yeah but Cera dated Aubrey Plaza in real life, so he must have something going for him. Scott in the comics was terrible, though at least he realized that eventually and had an individuation moment where he was like, “oh no, I’m an evil ex” and sort of fixed it. Cera worked for the movie, in my opinion, but he was a…

Or Lily Tomlin!

I’m just sad they didn’t snag Lily Tomlin while she’s still around. I know she’s not a ginger in real life, but she is the original Frizzle!

HBC would be a solid choice! Ellie Kemper has some really good manic enthusiasm though I’d need to see her hair in frizz mode to really place her in the role.

Like Inspector Gadget? That’s the first thing that came to mind when i thought of “works as a kid’s cartoon but insane in live action”

No offense to Elizabeth Banks, but we still have Lily Tomlin around! She’s getting up there, but if she can make a whole season of Grace and Frankie she can probably make one Magic School Bus movie. Or at least cameo.

I did not know that about Timothy Omundson! Damn, that’s awful. I’m glad he’s well enough to reprise his role. Cause Lassiter is the best.

They definitely missed the mark with that part of the game. After I finished that part of the story I thought to myself, “I guess they were making a statement on mob violence and how it can take a noble idea (freedom from oppression) and go off the rails with it” however, in execution it sort of gave the impression…

I agree, Infinite was really ham-fisted in its attempt to take the ethical and philosophical debates of the first Bioshock and apply them to the racial oppression, Jingoism, elitism, and so on that took place in Columbia. That scene in the prologue with the interracial couple still sticks in my mind. Like, it clearly…

Jane was really well rounded, she just kind of chose to do her own thing and be laid back and pal around with Daria, whereas other characters on the show were more stuck in their rut. Jodie was also really great at everything, and I liked that the show gave them different motivations for their success, Jodie had to…

“And once it gets into relationship drama with Tom dating Jane and then Daria its often just not fun or funny anymore.” I definitely agree. It seemed so weird that Tom, of all people, drove a wedge between Jane and Daria. If my memory serves he was a really bland guy and both of them could do better, yet they get in a…

And that’s ok

That was also in 350BCE instead of 19th century CE. So western civilization had the entire time to go into the dark ages, “discover” humanism, and then apply humanistic principles only to white men of property, and then pretend they changed that and now here we are. Basically I’m giving Plato/Aristotle a bit of a pass…

Yeah based on the fable Bluebeard was a nobleman who would pick a wife and marry her, regardless of if she was into him or not, and then kill her and move on. In the modern case instead of being a nobleman they are just toxic guys in a place of power where they make false promises to get girls into bed and and instead…

Oh yeah, I was a huge fan of a lot of his work throughout his career in addition to his prose, though not his most recent stuff on Batman or Wildstorm, but enough to consider Ellis a top 10-15 contemporary comics writer which is saying a lot if you consider the size of the industry. So it would be unfortunate…

I agree, raffle > auction. Especially a virtual auction that doesn’t even have the old timey motormouth guy asking for bids while a bemused Keanu Reeves levitates next to him. At this rate the only people who could afford a Keanu chat would be celebs who already have his number.

The only surprise being some readers figuring out who Chris D’elia is in the first place.

Damn, I did not know that about Ellis. While sexual coercion and harassment are always wrong, it is even worse in his cause because of the hypocrisy. A lot of his antagonists have sexual misconduct as a part of their villainy and Ellis’s heroes or “heroes” or antiheroes make a stand for common decency (even if they’re…