Hall of Presidents is in Magic Kingdom, not the America Pavilion in EPCOT.

How do you know that Tatiana Maslany is not currently every Hollywood actress?

Why is Tatiana Maslany not a bigger star yet?

“Without immigration restrictions, there are no national borders. Without national borders, there are no nation-states.” 

What sickens me about articles like Frums is that any historical context of US foreign policy in South America is completely scrubbed from the record. People don’t just leave their homes in droves for no reason. Why it happens is never explored, or even mentioned! You don’t even need to look very far to connect these…

No mention of Anthony Rapp having been in the original Rent cast? Kind of a big link you missed there.

I think banning ICE from the city would be a good start. Any agent who abducts or harasses immigrants could be arrested and charged by the city.

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

Fixed that for you.

Mom, I’ve asked you not to reply to my comments online.

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

I hear Character Actress Margo Martindale has been committing various felonies the past few years.

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

They really otter know better.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

If Sessions actually succeeds in overturning X-K- it’ll be a nightmare for everyone. The whole thing stems from a weird quirk of the law. Asylum-seekers who arrive at a port of entry and ask for asylum are subject to mandatory detention by law, and can be held in ICE detention for the multiple months it takes to…

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever