Too weird and wonderful for this hellish world.

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

The revelation that Gabby was abused completely recontextualizes her comments from Friday.

Not just Marvel, but it would also regain ALL of Star Wars that Fox kept in Lucasfilm deal. A New Hope would be Disney’s now.

Cincinnati-style Chili. Pick whichever chili parlor you prefer, but if it isn’t Skyline, you’re wrong...

Central Indiana here, and Breaded Tenderloin is the thing.

That’s not a reference. That’s a plot point. They’re different things.

Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

Better yet, program one to give to a random organization that needs your money, not just the ACLU.

Sennheiser HD600. Ordered from Germany many years ago for about $200. At home as close to perfect as I could want, but not mobile.

Sennheiser HD600. Ordered from Germany many years ago for about $200. At home as close to perfect as I could want,…

For me there is no better headphones (in it’s price range)than Koss PortaPro. They have a good sound, and are really compact (plus lifetime warranty).

You can buy one at amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Koss-PortaPro-Headphones-with-Case/dp/B00001P4ZH

For me there is no better headphones (in it’s price range)than Koss PortaPro. They have a good sound, and are really…

Philips SHP9500

Philips SHP9500

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Iain Glen, who plays Ser Jorah Mormont, explained although the seasons are making less episodes,

“We shoulda had more time.”

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

Hrm.

More importantly, what 30-year-old guy carries around a photograph of his adult sister in the cowboy costume he’s wearing while on vacation?

I was more bothered by the fact Logan carries around a photo of his sister in his breast pocket while on murder/rape vacation. I have four sisters, love them all dearly, sure as hell don’t walk around with their photos like that. I know the guy is a grade A sociopath but I wasn’t aware he was a full on creeper with…

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.