That's part of what I love about Maru and his owner. She doesn't parade him around. He has a normal life (aside from the swag she gets) and is blissfully unaware of his celeb status.

can you imagine if Maru started making public appearances in America? There would be riots.

Maru is totally the best cat celeb, no press tour needed.

I'm a cat lover and I'm one of those haters. I feel bad for that cat. Plus her phrase that they (tried? or successfully?) trademarked was stolen from a Kate Beaton comic.

dawg, samosas, chai, pakodas, you name it and that shits there

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

BEST. THANKSGIVING. EVER!! And my doctoral program was full of Indian immigrants so I know ya'all can throw down. Please tell me there are homemade samosas in the mic and I will live vicariously through you forever.

That sounds like an amazing time!

That's actually the cutest way to celebrate Thanksgiving I've ever heard.

We are a family of Indian immigrants, so we enjoy Thanksgiving way more than most American families do. My uncle gets really excited and gifts us with matching ugly sweaters and my mother finds new ways to fuck up the turkey every year. We sing karaoke and finally order pizza and do drunk dancing. its tight shit yo

The skin has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Or bite it. That would've done it.

I mean why didn't he stop the stabbing? Like why not just grab the knife with his hand?

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.

...Alright, but can you tell us what he was wearing. I mean, was he just all out there, asking to get stabbed?

I'm usually Team Dog but, I'm totally Team Cat on this one.

His cat's name is Babycakes. Babycakes is not to be trifled with.

That cat is the best cat to ever have catted.

If women don't like catcalling why don't they just stand up for themselves?

My sunrise alarm honest-to-god changed my life. Not waking up groggy is just one benefit. I got one with full-spectrum light and it made a tangible difference in my winter depression as well. I love it!